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Brandi: I'm just saying, You shouldn't let Erica push you around.
Ben: Yeah, But what am I going to do about it?
Brandi: Hmm, Well, I'm sure if you spoke to her you could convince her to let you be in charge from now on.
Ben: Fat chance. There's no way she'd promote me, especially to a higher position than her.
Brandi: Humph! I think Erica would be better suited as a secretary. Don't you think?
Ben: ...No. Erica would be a terrible secretary. She's way too mean.
Brandi: Hehe! Maybe you're right about that sir. Perhaps you'd prefer someone a bit more feminine.
Ben: *sigh* With my luck, I'd get promoted and end up with a bobcat for a secretary.
Brandi: Oh that's nonsense. You're an intelligent handsome young man Ben, I'm sure plenty of ladies would love working with you.
Ben: Really? Cause I'm pretty sure I'm more popular with bobcats than women.
Brandi: What? No! I like you and I'm not some wild cat! I's be more than happy to spend more time with you!
Ben: *blush* Uhh, Uhhh, D-Did you just ask me out?
Ben: Yeah, I- Huh? What's embarrassing?
Brandi: Y-You know.
Ben: Know what?
Brandi: You know, spending time with....a black woman...
Ben: What's wrong with that? Who cares if you're black?
Brandi: B-But You don't want people to think you'd date a colored person, right?
Ben: Naw, I'm ok with interracial dating. I was more surprised to hear that you liked me.
Brandi: I-I meant that purely platonically!
Ben: I know, I just don't understand why you think race would be a problem.
Brandi: Because our races are supposed to stay segregated.
Ben:...I think whatever happened to your clothes is screwing with your mind.
Brandi: I-I-You're a good man Ben, I just don't want people thinking you're some kind of liberal communist or something.
Ben: ....Wait...The out-of-date clothes... the regressive views of race...communism...D-Did you join a church or something? Cause you're really sounding like my aunt 3 drinks into thanksgiving dinner.
Brandi: What's with that look? Did I say something wrong?
Ben: ...Brandi, Would it be ok if I asked you a few questions?
Brandi: Sure.
Ben: What's your opinion on current race relations?
Brandi: Honestly, I think it's terrible. Clearly colored folk wasn't ready to strike it on their own. We should have just accepted whites as our stores.
Ben: (well this is fucked up) Uhh, You are aware of how terribly blacks were treated in the past...You know, jim crow and all that...right?
Brandi: What? No! That's all communist propaganda! Colored people have always been treated fairly, if anything, we've been taking advantage of whites.
Ben: ....uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Brandi: You ok?
Ben: Ben.exe crashed there for a second. ummm, So what do you think about other black people?
Brandi: They're scary! They're all into liberalism, and communism, and drugs and crime....B-But you don't need to be scared sir! I-I think I'm one of the good ones!
Ben: I'm not scared of you, I'm scared for you.
Brandi: What's wrong?
Ben: I think we should find Aoi.
Ben: What the heck was that?
???: HUUUUUUUUURRPPP!
Brandi: Sounds like some poor animal is dying over there.
???: GLURGK! PLA!
Ben: That's no animal! That's Clara!
Ben: Fuck! What happened to you?
Clara: My allergies are acting up again. *sniff*
Ben: You sound terrible!
Clara: *snort* I'm aware.
Clara: Uhh, I'm fine.
Ben: Are you sure you don't need to lay down or something?
Brandi: Umm, Is everything ok? Should I fetch you a refreshing Coca-Cola?
Clara: ...What the fuck?
Clara: ...hooo, W-What the fuck?
Ben: Holy shit?
Clara: B-Ben...What's going on?
Ben: I have no idea.
Brandi: Wha? What's wrong?
Ben: Umm, L-Look at your hands.
Brandi: Huh? My hands? What's wrong with my-
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Clara: L-Lets all just stay calm and-
Brandi: *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* *SQQQQQQQUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEE* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Brandi: Bahahahaha! OH MY GOSH! THIS IS AMAZING! Look at me! I'm beautiful!
Ben: I-uhh....C-Congrats? Uhhh-
Brandi: Did she hit her head or something?
Brandi: Oh my god! Ben, Ben! How do I look?
Ben: Umm, white? How are you not freaking out?
Clara: Yeah? If I suddenly changed fucking race, I'd be freaking out!
Brandi: Why are you guys so confused? Don't I look more American?
Ben: Ummm, you looked plenty American before.
Brandi: *giggle* Don't be dense, sir, you know what I mean!
Ben: Well, you're pretty, I'll give you that.
Brandi: *giggle*
Brandi: You know what? Now that I'm white, I think I'll get a nice house in the suburbs and marry an army vet who-
Ben: Couldn't you do all that stuff before?
Brandi: Well Yeah, but now it's better! I can finally live that sweet all-American lifestyle in a house in a culdesac with a nice white picket fence! *gasp* I got it! I'm going to throw out all my rock CDs and invest in a record player! I don't need that devil music anymore!
Clara: That's it. I'm calling for help! whatever's going on here is-
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Clara: What? My phone! What the heck is going on here?
Brandi: *gasp* I just had a splendid idea!
Brandi: Ben, I know it's rude to ask, but now that I'm white like you, would you perhaps humor me and perhaps take me on a date?
Ben: Y-You want a date?
Brandi: Of course! I already said I liked you enough, and now that I've been improved, *giggle* Well, you know!
Ben: *blush* Uhhh, uhhh, s-sure.
Brandi: Terrific! We can go to the soda shop and afterward, maybe we could go to a drive-in movie!
Ben: Are-Are drive-ins still a thing?
Brandi: You know what? I have no idea. But it just feels right.
And so, Brandi finished her conversion into a proper American lady: Happy to start a suburban life, happy to play her role as a simple yet loving housewife, but most of all, happy to be a part of the voting block ready to reelect president Wilson and keep her great country...well great (by great I, of course, mean white)
Let it be known that the colored people weren't the only ones getting upgraded. There were also the "lesser Whites": Italians, Appalachians, and of course, those filthy, filthy eastern Europeans.
Why a few of the other employees were already becoming more American.
Erika no longer resembled her Irish ancestors, and as a "real" American, she no longer felt the need to get drunk and pump out dozens of those verminous Irish offspring.
And of course, we can't forget about Brook, who had suddenly given up her Jewish space lasering ways, and finally accepted Jesus as her savor.
Just outside the news station, the steppollen was starting to spread to the outside world. Erica and Aoi were pulling in when Erica's car suddenly morphed into some outdated jalopy, while Aoi suddenly found herself without pants.
What happens next?
Ben starts to become more classicly masculine.
Clara's clothes change, but she's otherwise not affected.
Ben becomes more feminine.
Aoi meats the new Kira.
Erica is pissed to find her desk replaced with an oven.
Something else...
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